Local Call to Vietnam

giangthu
06-12-08, 12:53
Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Hu Jintao died and went all to Hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....She called and talked for about 5 minutes...then she said: Well, Devil, how much do I owe you????
The Devil goes: five million dollars...
So she made him a check.

George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming : Me too I wanna call the United States ! He called and talked for about 2 minutes then he said: Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The Devil goes: ten million dollars.....And Bush made him a check.

Hu Jintao was extremely jealous too...He starts screaming : I wanna call Vietnam too ! He called Vietnam and he talked for twenty hours, he kept talking and talking and talking....then he said: Well, Devil, how much do I owe you ????
The Devil goes: Only one dollar!
Hu Jintao wonders: This is so cheap ! Why ??!
The Devil says: Well, from Hell to Hell it's a local call !!!
Gold Fish
06-12-08, 14:01
One you, one dollar. Two you, two dollar. You ok. you go. You no ok, you go.